Azuvala Assantri
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In attempts to improve your character, learn what is in your power...and what is beyond it.
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Post by Azuvala Assantri on Jul 2, 2010 11:49:26 GMT -5
*hands summer homework assignment of translating the first 50 lines of Virgil's Aeneid* I expect that finished perfectly by the end of the summer. Your Latin had best be on par with an AP Latin 5, don't let me down.
I wish to become less obsessive.
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Feather
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Post by Feather on Jul 2, 2010 20:42:24 GMT -5
Granted, but you become extremely lazy instead.
I wish that airline restrictions weren't so strict.
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Post by Devereaux on Jul 8, 2010 14:08:51 GMT -5
Granted, but now a group of terrorists easily manage to get on the plane and blow it up. You die.
I wish for perfect weather that allows for perfect, non-damaging storms.
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Feather
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Post by Feather on Jul 10, 2010 11:21:47 GMT -5
Granted, but now nothing else is close to perfect.
I wish I had more money.
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Azuvala Assantri
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In attempts to improve your character, learn what is in your power...and what is beyond it.
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Post by Azuvala Assantri on Jul 10, 2010 20:36:39 GMT -5
*dumps and enormous bin of monopoly dollars into Feather's lap*
I wish I had amazing perfect-plushie making skills!
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Post by Devereaux on Jul 11, 2010 10:37:20 GMT -5
Granted, but now you must murder other humans and use their skin, hair, bones, et cetera to make the perfect plushie.
I wish that someone would write Devereaux's personality section for me.
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Post by F.Cookie on Jul 11, 2010 16:03:04 GMT -5
Granted but it's written in Arabic.
I wish was happier.
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Post by judas on Jul 12, 2010 20:53:24 GMT -5
Granted, but now others are much sadder.
I wish this trip was longer.
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Post by Devereaux on Jul 18, 2010 18:10:46 GMT -5
Granted, but a hurricane strikes while you are still there and you cannot leave, so you die, impaled by a piece of tree.
I wish that I would become less morbid.
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Post by Dalton[ SMILE!] on Jul 19, 2010 21:25:54 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are so obnoxiously happy that someone decides to assault you..
I wish my corrupts weren't so violent.
[[Is Devereaux done? xD If he is I am sorry for not approving him sooner]]
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Post by F.Cookie on Jul 21, 2010 21:56:09 GMT -5
Granted but it makes them all softer and non threatning.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by judas on Jul 23, 2010 20:10:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it is given on another world.
I wish I could save some of these shelter animals.
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