Post by `PhiePhie~ on Aug 9, 2009 2:48:58 GMT -5
1.)I will not play the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Theme song whenever one bursts through the door unexpectedly
-Dalton is not the pink ranger
2.)DaltonxCalista is not a pairing and claiming it is in front of Calista would be an act of suicide.
3.)I will not go up to Clive and ask him to spank me. Or something. Phie's not good at that kind of stuff.
4.)I will not NOT read all of the posts above for nostalgia reasons
5.)Feather's charries do not have sex drives and I will not fantasize matches for them in front of her.
6.)I will not shove the Loon family into a steel-enforced room and threaten to never let them out until they solve their problems.
7.)I will not try to bring destinae back just so I could my charries can fight off a zombie invasion.
8.)Mabinogi Maiya is not canon and she is not allowed to dual wield swords.
-Even though that would be fun
9.)Gregory is not 12 feet tall and will not rip out trees and beat people with them.
-again, it would be fun
-Maiya can't ride on his shoulders either
10.)...Devin still has magic fingers, though.
11.) Jake does not have nor will he ever have a unicorn. :<
12.) I will not start fitting Giggles with an evil overlord cape just because Mewtwo is gone (-sigh-).
13.) I will not give Team Badassery/buttery a tank
14.) Nor will I give them a battle wagon.
15.) Or a jet. Not that any of them had the wits to fly one.
16.) I will not give Maiya a newspaper to punish Conner with.
17.) Or a squirt bottle of Citrus juice. That would be mean.
18.) He doesn't get a leash either. But he should have one, just sayin'.
19.) Bug is not a pimp and I will not refer him as Pimptastic Bradley Ice.
20.) The males of remoor are allowed to double as Chippendale dancers.
21.) Or members of a brothel.
22.) Except for Theodore. That would be weird.
23.) I will not barge into McKenna's room to teach her Pokemon proper grammarz. It would probably make him worse.
24.) I will not listen to angst music while typing Maiya posts. It's too weird.
25.) Nor will I listen to the Peaches song when typing anything about my charries.
26.) Duct tape is not a wonderful tool for locking Pokemon inside their pokeballs.
27.)Shii, Brute, and Frisky are not the founders of the over protective Pokemon guild.
-and if they were, I would not send Kaine, Cody, Greg/Atticus (oooh decisions) into one their meetings.
28.) I will not lock Carl the Sableye in a room with Kreacher just to see how he would react to a fan boy.
29.) Clive is not a twilight character (thank god) so he can not murder the entire cast.
- but Clive CAN dazzle you without being sparkly. X3
30.) I will not shout 'SWEET ARCEUS' out in public instead of 'Thank God'.
31.) I will not squee every time I hear the name Frodo every time I watch Lord of The Rings.
32.) Nor will I giggle when Atticus shows up in required school reading.
33.) I will not show my sister the sexy remoor Chippendale dance so I do not have to deal with the awkward conversation with my parents later.
34.) I will not shove all of the remoor psychics into a room with video cameras just to watch the epic break dancing fight scene.
-We all know that Enigma would win anyway.
35.) E. Nigma can not murder Feather and take her place as admin. We would all die. D:
36.) I will not take Conner to the Playboy mansion. He'd hyperventilate.
37.) Nor will I make a playboy mansion full of remoor females. Half of them would kill me.
38.) Kaine having a horsea in his pocket when he approaches Skie is not a sexual innuendo.
39.) The rangers are not allowed to sponsor a gambling intervention for Skie.
Furoi: "HAH! I'm not the one with the problem anymore."
40.) I will stop giving Furoi rude/weird/crazy Pokemon of questionable orientation. The smoochum was enough.
41.) I will not show Shii what happens when you put a lighter to an aerosol can.
42.) Hitomi is not the daughter of a Japanese deity and I will not bow and beg for mercy whenever she approaches.
- At least, not for that reason.
43.) Desatio did not appear in The Mummy or any of it's sequels.
44.) I will not call NAACP to point out that Remoor doesn't have colored people.
45.) I will not show Enigma this thread for fear that he might go all glowy-eyed on everyone in it.
46.) I will not place Cody at Pravus headquarters and leave him with only a key blade to defend himself with.
47.) I will not give Brute a spit ball gun just so I can see Kaine remove his shirt more often.
48.) Skie Loon is not raising an elite special force team of Pokemon
49.) I will not stick Dalton and Maiya in a thread for the explosion of happiness would destroy the site.
50.) Phie being totally caught up on her posts is a sign of the apocalypse.
51.) But she can not use that as an excuse to procrastinate.
52.) It is totally a fact that 95% of us think Clive is uber hot.
53.) It is also a fact that the other 5% want to peck out his eyes.
54.) I will not name any more Pokemon after poker players.
55.) I will not spend two hours writing these things.
-I will go longer.
56.) Wannabe is not Remoor's Cartman
57.) E. Nigma is not Ciel from Kuroshitsugi and I will not demand Feather to give him a sexy butler.
58.) Elien is not a pirate, nor will I draw a jolly roger on her eye patch.
59.) Also, the sea squad does not need a pirate ship.
60.) From here on out, all Godot plushies will be named Kaine.
61.) And they all should have cardboard cutouts of Skie.
62.) I will not stick Choof in a room full of flammable gas.
63.) I will not make fan girl noises after midnight. It's a good way to get kicked off.
64.) The Remoor convention will not be held in Las Vegas. Much to my dismay.
65.) Nor will it be held in Hawaii. -epic sigh-
66.) Trying to wake up early so you can chat with east coast members before they leave to do real life stuff is extremely difficult.
67.) I will not wish that Kaine McAllister was a saxophone player in my marching band. But we would win EVERY show.
68.) Resisting to draw my charries in Halloween costumes is futile.
69.) Refusing to cycle your accounts is an act against god.
70.) I will post one more of these just so this doesn't end on a dirty number.
-Dalton is not the pink ranger
2.)DaltonxCalista is not a pairing and claiming it is in front of Calista would be an act of suicide.
3.)I will not go up to Clive and ask him to spank me. Or something. Phie's not good at that kind of stuff.
4.)I will not NOT read all of the posts above for nostalgia reasons
5.)Feather's charries do not have sex drives and I will not fantasize matches for them in front of her.
6.)I will not shove the Loon family into a steel-enforced room and threaten to never let them out until they solve their problems.
7.)I will not try to bring destinae back just so I could my charries can fight off a zombie invasion.
8.)Mabinogi Maiya is not canon and she is not allowed to dual wield swords.
-Even though that would be fun
9.)Gregory is not 12 feet tall and will not rip out trees and beat people with them.
-again, it would be fun
-Maiya can't ride on his shoulders either
10.)...Devin still has magic fingers, though.
11.) Jake does not have nor will he ever have a unicorn. :<
12.) I will not start fitting Giggles with an evil overlord cape just because Mewtwo is gone (-sigh-).
13.) I will not give Team Badassery/buttery a tank
14.) Nor will I give them a battle wagon.
15.) Or a jet. Not that any of them had the wits to fly one.
16.) I will not give Maiya a newspaper to punish Conner with.
17.) Or a squirt bottle of Citrus juice. That would be mean.
18.) He doesn't get a leash either. But he should have one, just sayin'.
19.) Bug is not a pimp and I will not refer him as Pimptastic Bradley Ice.
20.) The males of remoor are allowed to double as Chippendale dancers.
21.) Or members of a brothel.
22.) Except for Theodore. That would be weird.
23.) I will not barge into McKenna's room to teach her Pokemon proper grammarz. It would probably make him worse.
24.) I will not listen to angst music while typing Maiya posts. It's too weird.
25.) Nor will I listen to the Peaches song when typing anything about my charries.
26.) Duct tape is not a wonderful tool for locking Pokemon inside their pokeballs.
27.)Shii, Brute, and Frisky are not the founders of the over protective Pokemon guild.
-and if they were, I would not send Kaine, Cody, Greg/Atticus (oooh decisions) into one their meetings.
28.) I will not lock Carl the Sableye in a room with Kreacher just to see how he would react to a fan boy.
29.) Clive is not a twilight character (thank god) so he can not murder the entire cast.
- but Clive CAN dazzle you without being sparkly. X3
30.) I will not shout 'SWEET ARCEUS' out in public instead of 'Thank God'.
31.) I will not squee every time I hear the name Frodo every time I watch Lord of The Rings.
32.) Nor will I giggle when Atticus shows up in required school reading.
33.) I will not show my sister the sexy remoor Chippendale dance so I do not have to deal with the awkward conversation with my parents later.
34.) I will not shove all of the remoor psychics into a room with video cameras just to watch the epic break dancing fight scene.
-We all know that Enigma would win anyway.
35.) E. Nigma can not murder Feather and take her place as admin. We would all die. D:
36.) I will not take Conner to the Playboy mansion. He'd hyperventilate.
37.) Nor will I make a playboy mansion full of remoor females. Half of them would kill me.
38.) Kaine having a horsea in his pocket when he approaches Skie is not a sexual innuendo.
39.) The rangers are not allowed to sponsor a gambling intervention for Skie.
Furoi: "HAH! I'm not the one with the problem anymore."
40.) I will stop giving Furoi rude/weird/crazy Pokemon of questionable orientation. The smoochum was enough.
41.) I will not show Shii what happens when you put a lighter to an aerosol can.
42.) Hitomi is not the daughter of a Japanese deity and I will not bow and beg for mercy whenever she approaches.
- At least, not for that reason.
43.) Desatio did not appear in The Mummy or any of it's sequels.
44.) I will not call NAACP to point out that Remoor doesn't have colored people.
45.) I will not show Enigma this thread for fear that he might go all glowy-eyed on everyone in it.
46.) I will not place Cody at Pravus headquarters and leave him with only a key blade to defend himself with.
47.) I will not give Brute a spit ball gun just so I can see Kaine remove his shirt more often.
48.) Skie Loon is not raising an elite special force team of Pokemon
49.) I will not stick Dalton and Maiya in a thread for the explosion of happiness would destroy the site.
50.) Phie being totally caught up on her posts is a sign of the apocalypse.
51.) But she can not use that as an excuse to procrastinate.
52.) It is totally a fact that 95% of us think Clive is uber hot.
53.) It is also a fact that the other 5% want to peck out his eyes.
54.) I will not name any more Pokemon after poker players.
55.) I will not spend two hours writing these things.
-I will go longer.
56.) Wannabe is not Remoor's Cartman
57.) E. Nigma is not Ciel from Kuroshitsugi and I will not demand Feather to give him a sexy butler.
58.) Elien is not a pirate, nor will I draw a jolly roger on her eye patch.
59.) Also, the sea squad does not need a pirate ship.
60.) From here on out, all Godot plushies will be named Kaine.
61.) And they all should have cardboard cutouts of Skie.
62.) I will not stick Choof in a room full of flammable gas.
63.) I will not make fan girl noises after midnight. It's a good way to get kicked off.
64.) The Remoor convention will not be held in Las Vegas. Much to my dismay.
65.) Nor will it be held in Hawaii. -epic sigh-
66.) Trying to wake up early so you can chat with east coast members before they leave to do real life stuff is extremely difficult.
67.) I will not wish that Kaine McAllister was a saxophone player in my marching band. But we would win EVERY show.
68.) Resisting to draw my charries in Halloween costumes is futile.
69.) Refusing to cycle your accounts is an act against god.
70.) I will post one more of these just so this doesn't end on a dirty number.