Things I'm Not Allowed to do in Remoor

[flippy]

Inspired by the truly brilliant Things I’m not Allowed to do at Hogwarts comes the Remoorian compilation. Dig in and add more on! XD



1. Anything Skie Loon would do I will not.

2. The proper way to greet the Head Ranger when called is not “I have it on good authority that you have no evidence”.

3. I will not sell Kaine McAlister to Starbucks as their promotional spokesperson.
-I will not sell Kaine McAlister to Calvin Klein as their promotional spokesperson.

4. New Pravus grunts are not living whetstones for torture implements.

5. I will not strap new Ranger recruits to the training dummies.

6. I will not claim to be a Psychic pokemorph and threaten people with black magic.

7. Mion is not Batwoman.

8. Alexander Vox Knight is not the BFG.

9. Enigma is not the elf that was left behind last Christmas.

10. Kaine McAlister is not Cyclops.
-I will not scream and duck for cover every time he takes off his visor.

11. Team Pravus and Mewtwo’s Army are not fighting over the Allspark.

12. The proper way to recruit people to the Ranger’s cause is not to hand out leaflets advertising free beer.

13. The official Pravus recruitment tagline is not “Join the Dark Side – we have cookies”.
-The definitive argument for joining Pravus is not “Because I am your father”.

14. Mewtwo’s Army is not the second coming of the Stormtroopers.
-Nor are they Daleks in disguise.

15. Skie Loon’s head on a pike is not an acceptable form of payment at Lesterfield, even if management did request it.

16. I will stop referring to Ranger HQ as “Reid’s School for the Gifted”.

17. I will stop referring to Devin’s bar as Cartais, Coyote Ugly or Maccadam’s Oil Hut.

18. Mewtwo does not need a hug.

19. I will stop asking Enigma if he ever appeared in the Wizard of Oz..

20. If I refuse to acknowledge Enigma’s authority I will not openly put it on the grounds that I could punt my superior officer across the room.

21. Pinning Devin’s phone number on his back is only funny for the first five hundred calls.

22. Dialga is not the Doctor, and I will stop begging him to take me on the Tardis.

23. I will not answer the Ranger hotline with “Angel Investigations, we help the helpless”.

24. Starting a petition for a large chunk of the Ranger’s resources to be invested in a Batmobile is a fruitless and tacky venture.

25. I will stop harassing the breeders to create a Psychic/Dark/Ghost/Dragon pokemon.

26. Woad is not an integral part of the Ranger’s uniform. Nor is it any part.

27. My mission codenames are not Rambo, Trixie or Princess Anastasia.

28. I will not have flashbacks to any major battles I was not part of.

[//.ElusiveSerenade.\\]

[This was funny, haha!]

1.) I will not ask to connect Alex's scars no matter what type of pokemon they form.

2.) I will never get myself locked in an elevator at the Ranger HQ because "straight things," happen in them.

3.) I will not make mushroom clouds appear over the Pravus base, no matter how damn fun those mushroom clouds look.

4.) I will not attempt to take off Kaine McAllister's visor, and if he takes it off in free will; you'll be expecting me to scream and hide under a table.

5.) I will not molest Devin for the sake of not being beaten to a pulp by Kero.

6.) I will never distribute chocolate to Skie. She's not very stable when on a sugar high.

7.) I will not ask Kaine what size condom he uses. I'm sure Kai's pokemon would like to know, as would I, but for the sake of not making me furthermore perverted...I won't ask.

8.) I will not make Raichu noises, which oddly sound like, "Die, die!" while in mixed conversation.

9.) Never will I insult another Magmar, although their faces do look like deformed butts.

10.) Jareth likes little children, for that, I will stay away.

11.) I won't try to rape Kyle or any other character on this site. The Blues Clues "Blue Skadoo," trick only does so much.

12.) I'll stop annoying Liliana about her personal feelings. The girl isn't stable already, I add to her stress.

13.) I won't run around the Ranger HQ yelling "The Pravus are coming, the Pravus are coming!" You'd be surprised at just how many people have run out of their rooms naked. I have been scarred ever since. -twitch-

14.) I will not teach any new Ranger's about intercourse.

15.) Never go down to the breeding center, yes, it is ironic that it's called "the breeding center," and sing "On top of my boyfriend..." Trust me, don't do it!

16.) I will not try to seduce Jareth. Imagine Michael Jackson...DO IT! Now you know why.

[asheron]

1. No matter what Devin does to provoke me, I will never ask him if he wants a pack of crayons and a coloring book for Christmas.

2. I will not call Asha the Whore of Babylon, no matter how many men she's fucked.

3. I will not paint Alex green just so I can call him the Jolly Green Giant, nor will I ask him if they are related.

4. I will never ever tell Kreacher that that rock he just ate was actually fossilized shit.

5. I will never try my new-found cow-tipping skills out on Tempest.

6. I will never snicker when Eclair tells me her name and nor will I ask whether she is cream-filled or jelly-filled.

7. I will not go around murdering every Pikachu on the site, no matter how annoying or disturbing they are. Volke is the only exception to this rule.

8. I will never walk up to Cinder and go "Holy Shit! You're on fire!" and then proceed to throw water on the fire to put it out.

9. When mentioning J.J. in front of his friends, I will never refer to him as "That crazy fucker who finally got up the guts to off himself."

10. I will never burn down Lesterfield's for fear of Skie turning into Choczilla and murdering me.

11. I will not tease Kaine by lying to him that Skie is injured and waiting in the bathroom for him to come help her, no matter how amusing his blush is when he runs in and sees her naked in the shower.

12. I will never coat Kaine in chocolate just to see what Skie would do, but I will lock a chocolate-deprived Skie in a room with a chocolate-coated Kai to move their relationship along.

13. I will never never put Chad... err Amycus Finch in a room with all the other rangers and then tell them that there is a traitor in their midst.

14. I will never show Devin a picture and ask him "Where's Waldo?"

15. I will not take a Brillo pad and a bar of soap to Martin against his will, no matter how much I want to know what he looks like under all that dirt.

16. I will not surround a sleeping Martin with a bunch of empty wine bottles, take pictures, and then use them for blackmail to get him to bathe.

17. I will not give Giratina Dave's Insanity Sauce, because he is already crazy enough.

18. I will never run up behind Aubre and yell "OMG! LEO'S HERE!!" No matter how tempting.

19. I will stab... not... I mean NOT stab anyone who calls Jareth a child molester... 17 is old enough... I mean it's not like Devin was a virgin or anything... Not that I'm calling Devin a whore...

20. I will never compare Sonic to Shaymin, because it's pretty pathetic that a cartoon character is more awesome than a legendary pokemon.

21. While Skie and Kaine are out on a mission together, I will never tease Lillana that Kaine left her for a younger woman.

22. Screw what ElusiveSerenade said, because I will use the "Blue Skadoo" to my hearts content.

23. Teasing Enigma about his height is not allowed, asking him how many licks to the center of a Tootsie-pop is.

23. I will not take Devin, Kaine, Alex, Kai and Martin, place them naked in my bedroom and tell them they are my new harem-slaves. I will however force their respective owners to put them in my bedroom naked and order them to obey me.

24. I will not legally get my name changed to Shey Maknama just so I can touch Alex's glasses.

25. I will not lock Enigma and Mewtwo in a room together, then tell them "There can be only one!"

26. I will not create a character who's only purpose is to perfect stem cell research just so I can give Devin back his eyesight.

27. I will not give out Feather's phone number just to see if anyone from Remoor calls her at 2am to ask when she will approve their character.

28. I will not text Schwimm at 5am when she has a class at 9am, and tell her that she needs to post or I will kill Kero.

29. I will not blame Remoor when I fail my classes, it's not the site's fault that it's so addicting. I should have resisted temptation and actually finished my homework. I would have survived if I had waited 2 more hours to post.

30. Remoor is classified as a Schedule II contolled substance. This is a recent statement from the FDA "Remoor, the new dug that just hit the market is classified as a Schedule II drug because it has a high potential for abuse, and can induce a high level of physical and psychological dependence in the people who use it."

[Schwimm]

1. I must remember that Remoor only exists in the minds of the players, and the character that inhabit it are not real. Therefore, it is not appropriate to go around asking every hot guy you meet if they have a long lost sister, a sad/tragic/angsty past and need a shoulder to cry on, or want to sleep with me to forget said sad/angsty/tragic past.

2. Oh, and asking your date if you can “see his marshmallowy center” is not appropriate. Especially on the first date.

3. The goal of this site is not to find the One Ring, even if Enigma is the same size as a hobbit and Mewtwo can do a pretty good Sauruman impression.

4. And because of Rule No. 1, it is inappropriate to quote: “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.” every time I get a Ranger mission assignment.

5. Plot holes are a bad thing, and not to be used for the sole purpose of having sex with as many of the man toys on this site as possible.

6. While it is okay to threaten people with Kreacher-stalking, actually following through with the threat is considered cruel and unusual punishment.

7. Just because Duskerz and Blade probably have nummy Irish accents, they are not leprachans and will not send me gold.

8. Also, Dusker and Blade are not “After me Lucky Charms!”

9. Likewise, just because Jareth lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere, that does not mean she has a country accent. (But she can write a damn good one!)

10. And she probably hasd all her teeth and doesn’t own a shot gun or walk around in nothing but overalls every day either.

11. Thinking about all the things you would like to do to Devin if he would leave Kero as defense against Mewtwo/Enigma’s mind-reading, while effective, is also cruel and unusual punishment.

12. Making a character whose one goal in life is to give Mewtwo a hug and to rub Niggy-chan’s ears would be suicidal.

13. Houndoom’s do not want belly rubs. Even if they are just great big overgrown puppies. Yes you are! Aren’t you a good poisonous burning widdle thing! Come here and let mama give you a BIG HUG! *cough cough* sorry about that.

14. Just because someone changed their c-box icon, it doesn’t mean that they just doing it to confuse me. Therefore pouting is an inappropriate response.

15. Changing their icon also does not mean that they have been taken over by aliens or are doppelganger spies from the Horo/Marion/Taijitu Island regions out to discover the secret to our amazingness.

16. Note to self: turn off phone at night.

17. Innuendos about Shey and Alex are only to be posted before midnight/after noon out of respect for Nomnom’s roommate.

18. If I search the world for a Devin/Kaine/Alex/Martin/Kyle of my own, I am doomed to be disappointed. Which is just plain depressing.

19. Yes it is creepy to watch Jareth’s house from Google Earth satellite. No matter how much she likes it.

20. I am not allowed to exclaim “Oh Alex! What big hands you have!” and give a great big wink every time Shey rps with him, not matter how cute it is to see them blush.

21. No, the war will not end if Mewtwo and Niggy-chan get laid, no matter how sexually frustrated they might seem. SO STOP SENDING THEM PORN!

22. Just because Enigma looks like a child, that doesn’t mean if I put my hands over my eyes he can’t see me.

[Feather]

1. I swear never to give Aubre a Houndour Puppy for Christmas--just because I would like the look on her face.

2. Enigma shall not be sold to Willy Wonka for employment as a Oompa Loompa.

3. You must not pass around the Remoorian Plague--

4. Enigma shall never push the remote to blow up the Science building of Pravus.

5. Leaving Enigma on a island with his Metagross and Mewtwo is not the next version of Survivor.

6. I vow to never call Reid Superman--to his face.

7. I cannot call Skie (Skee).

8 Feather will never write kaine's address on a slip of paper--and give it to Alex--while telling Devin that the man who raped his sister is coming to visit.

9. I will never drug AUuniverse Skie and bring her into this Remoor...just to see what happens to the real Skie's mind.

10. I will never call Mewtwo a pimp to his face.

11. There is no such thing as "RANGER HUNTING SEASON"

(Wow..I ish bad at this..my mind died)

[Skie Loon]

((Oh God xD *cracks up*))

1) Call Enigma 'Mini Me' at any point in time, even if he looks nothing like me at all.

2) Wait another two weeks to post in the Crime thread >3>

3) Shove an unsuspecting Skie on a grinning AuKaine. ...Heh...

4) Make Dark Side Skie say any lines from Star Wars. Period.

5) Have Skie get the urge to pet Mewtwo if they ever meet. No, Skie. He's not a kitty cat.

6) Shove an unsuspecting Kaine at a grinning AuSkie. Dude. That'd be like, cruel.

7) Switch out all of Devin's clothes for totally color-clashing freaky outfits that may or may not have been stolen from that clown in the Plaza.

8) Give Skie sugar free anything.

9) Let AuSkie and Liliana meet.

10) Force Krank to have Kyle do the Captain Morgan stance. Although it would be pretty damn cool.

11) Have AuSkie get preggers. ...>3> ... ...*koff*opposite day?*koff*...

12) Ranger base is not to be asploded by Skie's Ranger-hating parents. No.

13) Have Jake bite Kaine for hanging around his daughter. Jake might have rabies, it wouldn't be pretty.

14) I will not be amused if Kai really does fill a hot tub with candy and calls Skie to his room. I WILL NOT. ...Or at least I'll try not to be >3>

15) I will not call Kai a 'mopey jerk' to his face, for fear of getting it punched in.

16) Draw moustaches on Kaine's face while he's sleeping. I'll let Skie do that. She'd live to tell the tale.

17) I will not call Kero emo. She's too cool.

18) I will not tell Reid that his shoes are untied. He's the boss. You don't do that to the boss.

19) Spike Kain's coffee with alcohol.

20) Spike Skie's hot chocolate with alcohol.

21) Let anyone in Remoor get away with calling Skie 'short' without letting her throw some sort of tantrum. Be it violent or not.

[lana2]

{{*Can't breathe* Lord.}}

1. I will never ever ask Kaine if he likes his coffee sweet. That's beyond funny cruel.

2. Never tell Skie what AUSkie would do to Kaine if they were in a closet alone.

3. I will never give Kira a confused look and ask if Suri is her twin sister

4. Never have Suri capture a Teddiursa just to see Kira's reaction.

5. Not tell Skie she is short to see her tantrum, be it violent or not.

6. I will never call Asheron emo. (Even though she is!)

7. I will never steal Skie's stash of chocolate.

8. Have Suri give Mewtwo a hug when some twisted and mean person tells Mewtwo's never had a hug, and that one would cure him and he would help restore Remoor and get rid of Pravus.

9. Be a general nag.

10. I will stop wondering when Pheno will finish the AMV, so I can stay true to rule number nine.

11. Stop wondering what it would be like to meet characters from Remoor.

12. In relation to number eleven, I will not cry when I wake up from my dream of being in Remoor.

13. I will never tell my mother Remoor is addicting. She'll just double the ban time in hope to get me to recovery.

{{Dead brain. And I have to shower.}}

[Feather]

1. You may not use Garth to remake any scene from the Karate kid.

2. Enigma is not to be used for matrix stunts.

3. You cannot play "FETCH" with Asheron's depression pills--and toss them out a window.

4. the Rangers cannot throw a fudge party--

5. Alex is not to be thought of as Pravuss' TV satellite.

(*had more--but her brain died*)

[`PhiePhie~]

1.) Maiya and Enigma are not going on a play date.

2.) Not having a ranger fudge party would be a crime against humanity.

3.) Garth does not need a hug.

4.) Garth was not a stunt double in the Matrix.

5.) Furoi is not invited to battle in expensive settings.
-or a place that isn't structerally sound for that matter

6.) Maiya can't have 10 daddies.

7.) Drawing a smilie face on Giggle's fish bowl does not make him any happier

8.) Handing Furoi tarot cards is a good way to get kicked in the balls

9.) handing Kale a therapy buddy is funny but dangerous.

[victoria]

Mine are Garth Themed!

1. Do not under any circumstances call Garth sir.
2. Smiley is not a glorified top.
3. No one is to Sumo wrestle with Sumo under penalty of being jumped on.
4. No one needs to steal Garth's sugar candy. Ever.
5. Do not compare Garth to a dog. Lucario are not dogs.
6. Garth does not even know what a car is, so there will be no 'wax on, wax off' scenes unless people wanna die.
7. Garth does not get a Therapy Buddy unless the giver wants to be mauled...
8. Flying type Pokemon are no no's in Garth's dojo on penalty of death and ranting
9. Garth may be an over aged child, but we do not call Garth that do his face.
10. Garth is not a Maggot. Everyone else is a Maggot.

[xxphenomenonxx]

1. I will resist the urge to toss all of Remoor’s psychopaths in a box together and tell them “Only one can come out alive.”
2. I will resist the urge to force my male characters down a catwalk…naked. While listening to “I’m Too Sexy”. …. No. I won’t do that.
3. I will not talk to Daegan unless I am safely 102343288573480925 feet away or behind Kaine and Alex.
4. I will not fangirl over Mewtwo and his epic awesome self. …. Because it won’t get me any autographs and any attempts that it may have been to spare my life from the apocalypse that is coming is for naught.
5. I will not eat cheeseburgers in front of Tempest.
6. I will not jump in front of a Niggy attack to save Tempest anymore, even if he’s my ungrateful, jerk of a character.
7. I will not steal Alexander’s glasses in the morning and say Kaine took them.
8. I will resist the urge to sick Older AuKaine or AuKaine on Skie when she is being stubborn, and I will resist the urge to go and watch the aftermath. …. Voyeurism is bad.
9. I will not give Daegan punch lines or slogans such as “Got Sex?”
10. I will not kill my characters. No matter how tempting it may be. xD
11. Enigma is NOT cute, and he is NOT somebody that needs a hug.
12. I will not start “testing” made up death sequences in my head, nor will I jump out my window to simulate falling off of a cliff and finding out just where it hurts so that my character is all the more believable.
13. I will not get pissed at a character and pay Garth to kill them while they sleep.
14. I will not point and laugh at J.J.
15. I will not ask Devin what he thinks about my artwork.
16. I will not sign Vin’s contract, no matter how awesome he is, or how fun it sounds.
17. I will not call Kreacher, Golem.
18. I will not wish I was a Zangoose. I will not wish I could turn into a Pokemon. I will not wish that it were seriously real and that I could have awesome claws to rend people with when they piss me off. I will not wish this was my life, and I will not wish that it would be awesome.
19. I will not call Keezheekoni a hoe, or a whore.
20. I will not NOT support KandyKaine.
21. I will not call Pravus lazy, nor will I undermine their establishment with a few well placed bombs.
22. I will not call Kale a weasel.
23. Or a Ferret.
24. He totally isn’t a rat either.
25. Garth isn’t a puppy.
26. I will not call up the local insane asylum and ask if they’re missing quite a few inmates.
27. Alexander is not a cyborg.
28. Alexander is not Iron Man.
29. Or Vash the Stampede.
30. I will not question the sanity of most of Remoor’s legendary Pokemon.
31. I will not look at the Remoor lions and think they are bison.
32. Mewtwo does not get a ball of yarn for Christmas.
33. I will not snort and snicker when I think of Mewtwo’s army.
34. I will not make an Espeon clone. It apparently doesn’t work.
35. I will not buy Enigma a booster seat. Not even for Christmas. I love life.
36. I will not abuse my author powers….much.
37. I will not give Older AuKaine java chip mocha frappuchino’s for fear of Skie glomping….or mobbing. ….unless I feel like it.
38. I will not sell tickets for people wanting to read epic fights on Remoor.
39. Leo Joel doesn’t not exist in real Remoor land.
40. Vin isn’t a Remoor resident either, and I will not bug Katse to make him one, just so I can fangirl in the corner everyday.
41. Enigma is not cute, he’s evil.
42. Dalton is not weird, he’s cool.
43. Skie is not hyper, she’s fun.
44. Asheron is not emo, she’s misunderstood.
45. Kale is not insane, he’s spiritually, and mentally challenged.
46. Mewtwo does not eat catnip.
47. I will not ORDER Alexander to be my slave.
48. Eevees and their evolutions are the DEVIL and I may not associate my characters with them.
49. Maiya is not a teddy bear.
50. I am not allowed to point and laugh at Giggles, nor am I allowed to associate him and Maiya with Pinky and the Brain.
51. –snortsnicker- I will resist the temptation to grab a bar of soap and wash…Giggles…with..it. xDDD (I still can’t get over that Phie. It’s funny. I’m sorry.)
52. I am not allowed to take Remoor Respect Points to a real store and pay for horse riding equipment for them.
53. No—I can’t buy real estate in Remoor for MYSELF with Respect points either.
54. Enigma never was, and never will be, a part of the Lollipop Guild. So I should stop asking him that.
55. Kaine’s money is not my own.
56. I am not a Squarrior. And I am not allowed to stab people…or beat them with a keyboard.

[Schwimm]

1. Accuse Giggles of creating the plague even though its probably true. Guillotine+Feraligatr=
2. Never. NEVER have Kristie play an evil character. She is waaaaaay too good at it.
3. Drawing Unown on Nommy’s face while she sleeps is not nice.
4. Unown may be able to carry a tune, but they should never be taught the word to “It’s a Small World After All”
5. Rick-rolling Destinae to drive him back to the void is ok, trapping a kid singing it in his stomach is not. It is cruel and unusual and just Not Nice.
6. Hiding Winston’s stapler is mean.
7. And might be hazardous to your health.
8. Or to the stability of the Pravus building.
9. Steelix do not float. They might in Diamon/Pearl, but they do not in Remoor. Sorry Skie.
10. Bribing Atticus to make a floating Skie into a balloon animal would be hilarious, but because of rule number 9, sadly impossible.
11. Double colored markers are not appropriate birthday gifts to Hitomi. Although watching her try to organize them is funny.
12. Switching Devin’s sunglasses for CRAZY PROFESSOR @.@ spirally glasses is not allowed.
13. Using Thomas to power the disco ball is totally allowed, doing it while Thomas has a hangover is borderline cruel.
14. The CreaturesFromBeyonTheVoid do photograph well, but they want to eat you. Running away is advised.
15. Playing cards is not a very good defensive strategy against the CFBTV.
16. Even if you are winning.
17. I am not allowed to hide all of Atticus’s clothes besides his clown suit and then make him go on a mission with Skie.
18. Alex does not appreciate being made into a shield at every opportunity.
19. Atticus and Kat are not allowed to have a Spazz-off, especially since neither one knows what a spazz is.
20. Façade has officially been added to the ranks of the Leprechauns. No matter that he claims that he is 6’3”. He is 3’3”.

[victoria]

1. No matter how funny it sounds, I will not allow Thomas [Pichu] behind the bar counter of the Pits. Not even if all he wants to do is make a Root Beer Float.
2. I will not ask Thomas to make me a 'Suicide,' or I won't if I want to keep my life anyways...
3. Enigma is not 'Mr. White Hat.' He is Enigma.
4. When Winston follows Enigma around, asking various questions on stupid topics, I will run. Fast.
5. I will not get between Compact [Muk] and trash. She gets hungry.
6. I will not throw a pretty, shiny object down a fire pit for Kat to follow. Shey would probably hurt me.
7. Get in between Hitomi and Devin while they're yelling at each other. I like my sanity.
8. I will not hide Winston's key card from him and tell him there's a shiny object outside.
9. I will not make fun of Winston's mother, even if he doesn't remember who the woman was.

[Devin]

1. PHEAR DA REMOOR! Just because we are awesome does not mean that the region is a giant angry rock.
2. After all, who would want to live in the tongue area…so moist.
3. The mouth does bear some similarity to Destinae’s void…
4. I will stop considering making Remoor a giant angry rock.
5. Hitomi does not want to become a Pokemon Master just because she wears boots.
6. Thomas is not Rocky.
7. He does not run the steps of the Nada Citadel every morning.
8. Or punch frozen Miltank carcasses.
9. Elien and Garth is not a plausible alternate pairing. We like Jake too much for that.
10. Even though they are meant for each other.
11. I will not throw Enimga into the void and take bets on how long it is until Destinae tosses him back out. Some things are too cruel even for the void creatures.
12. I will not gift wrap thermite and give it to Theo-character as a present.
13. Giggles shouldn’t replace Mewtwo. He’d do too good of a job.
14. Kreacher can’t replace Mewtwo either. There wouldn’t be a Remoor left.
15. I am not allowed to start a thread with Garth just so my character can get pwned.
16. Cerb and Shade are not allowed to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Pichu-pop.
17. Unless Thomas does something really stupid.
18. I will not make fun of Feather’s tpoys. They are a valuable mental stimulation exercise that keep our brains from melting out of our heads.
19. Certain Remoor characters are NEVER allowed to PMS.
20. Especially not Maiya.
21. Or Elien.
22. Or Hitomi.
23. Although a PMSing Skie would be funny…*shot*
24. I will not buy Gregory a leash because he would totally let anyone lead him around with it.
25. Random crack! Pairings should follow the characters’’ sexual orientations at least. And species lines. That means no Niggy/Mewtwo threads. >=(
26. I will not sleep for fear of incurring the wrath of fellow members.

[Schwimm]

1. Awesomesauce is not edible, and should not be put on pasta.
2. And cannot be licked off certain male characters either.
3. Fighting over who goes first in a plot thread is acceptable, but takes more time than actually writing said post.
4. Deliberately misspelling your username in the C-box, just to see how long it takes people to notice is acceptable and completely ok. Especially if it takes longer than a week for people to figure it out. Or if they never do. Congrats Phie for figuring it out.
5. Unown cannot be used to graffiti the Ranger HQ.
6. Or the Pravus locker rooms.
7. Or Enigma’s office.
8. Or Devin’s bar. Even though he wouldn’t notice.
9. Unown cannot be used to make a giant HOLLYWOOD sign on the Taillow Dunes.
10. Not telling people about what you have planned for your characters is ok. Cackling evilly while you type up the post is not.
11. “These are not the Pokemon you are looking for” is not a valid defense against Destinae, or the Unown. Enigma might be able to pull it off.
12. Enigma does not Force Choke anyone who displeases him-otherwise Winston wouldn’t survive for more than a week.
13. KRISTIE CAN TOTALLY DRAW!!!