MEMO *red flagged and all!!!*

[Winston]

To: PRAVUS - ALL
From: Winstinson, Winston
Date: March 2nd, 2009
Subject: I WANT MY STAPLER

ATTENTION TO ALL WHO HAVE GRACED THE OFFICE WITH THEIR PRESENCE!

If you have seen my stapler, please let me know. It is rather unique, with a blue color and full of shine and lovely sparkle. So if you do see it, again, let me know.

OR ELSE I WILL FIRE YOU ALL.

And I hope everyone in the Pravus building has a wonderful day

[Winston]

To: PRAVUS - ALL
From: Winstonson, Winston Von
Date: July 21rst, 2009
Subject: Re: I WANT MY STAPLER

ATTENTION TO ALL PRAVUS MEMBERS!

My stapler is STILL missing. Those of you who have been confronted by me have had repercussions taken to their fullest extent. Those who have yet to be confronted, BEWARE. Or come to my office to make it as painless as possible.

Those who have seen my stapler, or are currently in the possession of said object, please return to it me. OR. ELSE.

Thank you, and have a nice day.