The Dares Thread!

[`PhiePhie~]

Have a hard time starting a post? Want to have something totally random just appear in the middle of it? Why not try a dare?

Dares are simple, people can leave random ideas here, and you, the bored museless author, can take them up.

So I'll start us up with some, others can take and leave dares if they wish (please do, this can be fun, don't let it dieeee)

anywho...

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I dare your character to solve a problem McGuyver style, using only a rubber-band, a paperclip and toothpaste.
-Bonus Points if the Character has a mullet.

Have a character sing "If You're Happy And You Know It" during a really serious moment.

One of your characters keeps a computer mouse in his/her pocket for the duration of the thread
-bonus points if they treated it as a pet

A beedrill comes out of nowhere and stings your character. Bonus
Points if it’s in the middle of a tense scene, or in the middle of a
romantic scene.

I dare someone to make one of their characters yell "BROCCOLI" at some point

and I already dared featherkip to do this but:
Have a post start with "Once upon a time"

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[Shaki]

I dare someone to have their character eat a whole tub of margarin.

Take off their shoes automatically when going inside a public building. (Doesn't count if they don't wear shoes, or if it's like a temple or something!)

Randomly start scratching or crayoning the walls so it's printed everywhere with one random word, over and over.

Start yelling 'I'm a very serious man!' while trying to count up all the stars in the sky. Even if it's daytime. xD

Take PCP.

[Feather]

DARES

• I dare your character to impersonate another character--one they don't know.
  
  
• Make them come into a crowded room in an odd outfit. Cosplay. Mascot. Skimpy swimsuit?
  
  
• "WE'VE BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL" ..Make em say it.
  
  
• Follow Shaki's example--and make them cross dress.
  
  
• Start a Post with " In a Galaxy Far Far Away" or " It was the worst of times, it was the best of times".
  

[soap]

I dare you to have reasons to use the following lines:

"Who are you, where am I, and why am I not wearing any pants?"

"Screw this. I want some pie."

"Helllooooo, Nurse!"

"Wait, who did what with the chicken that shoots lasers out of her eyes."

"I'm gonna need to pull a Crazy Ivan."

"The laws of Physics are for wimps."

"You kids today, and your raging hormones and your thirty legendaries and your pointed sticks and your rap music.."

"Freaking coconut people!!"

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD!!!"

"There was a magazine and a certification course and shut up and let me do this!" *bonus points if a death ray is somehow involved*